She must have fired her stylist...

Apparently Jessica Simpson didn't get the memo about clothes that flatter her body.  It seems like just yesterday that she was charming the world on Newlyweds. It seems that her fashion sense went out the window as well as her petite figure. I cant quite figure out this dress.... Is it a tank top or long sleeves?

Why.....

This is one of the professional dancers from Dancing with the Stars.  Is it just me or do dancers wear the most ridiculous outfits ever?  Wearing comfortable clothes does not mean you need to dress like a fool.  The new season starts soon so watch out for 2 hours a week of hideous outfits.

We have all had these moments...

My biggest 'Oh Shit' moment happened about a year ago.  I had won a fish from the fair (rightfully named Farrah) and did not put the fish tank far enough out of reach from my roommates cat.  When I returned home from work the next day, the fish tank was upside down on the floor and my new pet fish was sadly laying still across the room. The culprit (cat) was just sitting next to it waiting for it to do a trick or something.  I quickly grabbed a paper towel to flush Farrah and much to my surprise, when I picked her up she started flopping around! The moral of the story is that goldfish are much smarter than we give them credit for.  Farrah had managed to play dead for several hours to avoid being someones dinner.  Farrah happily live another year. I know, surprising for a fish from the fair.

Look closely....

It is a proven fact that Heidi Montag has had a nose job.  However, something must have gone wrong in this case because it appears as if it is now about to fall off.  My question is this.... If Michael Jackson didn't have a nose job, why did his nose look the exact same?  I'm not a detective or anything, but this seems fishy....

Just stating the obvious...

Angelina Jolie recently stated that she doesn't have any friends..... no kidding.  I am still unable to get over the home wrecker in her so I will not be signing up to befriend her anytime soon. 

PS. You don't have time for friends! Go play with your 30 children. 

This is real...

This billboard is posted all over LA and other major cities.  I'm not sure how I feel about this. Lets just say I am very grateful that I don't have a six year old child that could ask me what a virgin is when they saw it. talk about awkward! 

As for advertising, this is very clever.  This billboard is  an ad for a movie coming out next weekend. If you call the number (received 70,000 calls within the first day) you will hear a recording of the actors from the film giving advice.  I love it!

I thought it was gum....

Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine recently.  Don't worry everyone, it wasn't hers!.  She borrowed a friends purse and it was left in the bag.  Something sounds fishy about this story... who leaves cocaine in their purse?  I am fairly certain that the owner of the purse would have finished it off before lending it out.  borrowing purses anyways.  Buy your own, you are Paris Hilton.   Next time why don't you tell the cops that you were unaware that it was illegal.  This would at least be believable.  Good luck with your life....

I've been thinking...

Coffee, for me, is a must! If I do not consume any within the hour upon waking, two things may happen.

1. I get a pounding headache

2. I fall back asleep

It is very rare that I get myself into a situation in which none is available, but let me inform you, I am not very pleasant.  The downfall about my dependency on caffeine is that after about two hours I begin to get tired and need more ASAP. (Thus meaning the cycle repeats itself)  However, I have been considering switching to 5 hour energy. If I do the math correctly, I can drink two a day and be wide awake all day.

Is this Sexy...

Is it just me or does her head look enormous!

At what point should you begin eating again? To me, this is too skinny. She looks as if she might break. It sucks that people feel so pressured to be thin. For example, Kelly Osbourne lost all that weight from Dancing With The Stars and she looked great.  However, she continues to shrink! I am afraid we might have a Nicole Richie (2006) on our hands.

Something that everyone needs...

I believe that everyone (all ages) should own some sort of piggy bank.  It doesn't necessarily need to look like the one above, it just needs to used for saving money. 

For adults, the thing to remember is that if you get a piggy bank that opens, chances are you are going spend the money you are tying to save. (just taking it out of the piggy bank is so much easier that going to the ATM) Children are not aware of the opening at the bottom of most, so for kids, the money stays in the bank. 

So, my advice to everyone is to go get a piggy bank that requires a hammer to open and start putting a dollar a day into it. How happy will you be when you finally crack it open and bills come out! Not just pennies!