On Wednesdays we wear pink....

What are we going to do with you  Lindsay...

I have so much hope for you.  It seems like yesterday that Tricia and I watched Mean Girls on repeat for six months straight.  My wish for you is that you put down the cocaine, move out of Hollywood, lose your parents, decide whether you are gay or straight, and attend meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous daily for the rest of you life.  If you follow these simple suggestions, I am sure you will be fine. (I know you are reading this)